I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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