i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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