If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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