those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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