i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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