two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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