ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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