The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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