Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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