If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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