This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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