Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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