two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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