Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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