I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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