We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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