I wanna passion pit in your ass
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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