2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
you win again, gameday.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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