first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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