that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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