we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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