I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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