went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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