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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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You. Win. At. Life.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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