physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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