I wanna bring you to show and tell
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
This girl is more easily done than said...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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