Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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