At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
third nipple confirmed
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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