Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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