You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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