you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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