On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
How naked do you want me to be?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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