Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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