Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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