we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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