That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm at about main and main street
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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