For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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