Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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