i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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