WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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