if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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