5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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