I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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