Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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