do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
