This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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