i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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