But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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