There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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