OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
is that a dick in a sweater?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Randomize
