white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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