But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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