while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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