next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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