you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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