If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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