Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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