Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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