You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Boobs speak an international language.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
