i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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