I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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