i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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