have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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